singlepatriotsinyourarea:

Unplug Your Freezer, You Don’t Even Deserve Ice After Tim Allen’s Ice Bucket Challenge

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

Unplug Your Freezer, You Don’t Even Deserve Ice After Tim Allen’s Ice Bucket Challenge

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slapdancing:

narwhalpokemonmaster:

slapdancing:

The bags under my eyes contain all the regretful decisions i make after 2am

Must be pretty big then

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diaryof-alittleswitch:

summonerorthan:

fuck-no-sjws:

wtfisthinprivilege:

darling-cafe:

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

right!

I thought bunnies shouldn’t take baths

youre right. they shouldnt. it can kill them easily.

also, dik dik

Dat English Bulldog puppy :3

That owl!! Aldmdjdh

Since when did Jayne turn into an owl?

(Source: todaunafriki)

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

jiggery pokery??
those two words made that tweet so english that I can hear it slurping down a gallon of earl grey while watching a marathon of doctor who

Tom Hiddleston is one of the most English people to ever English.






… I was also going to include a gif of him being overly polite but my computer became so overwhelmed with all the search results that  it nearly crashed. 

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

jiggery pokery??

those two words made that tweet so english that I can hear it slurping down a gallon of earl grey while watching a marathon of doctor who

Tom Hiddleston is one of the most English people to ever English.

… I was also going to include a gif of him being overly polite but my computer became so overwhelmed with all the search results that  it nearly crashed. 

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jackviolet:

The cop who shot a dog in front of its 6 year old owner was fired after outrage from the community and a “Justice for Apollo” campaign.

The cop who shot an unarmed black teen is on paid leave and remains protected by his department. So far, days of outrage and protest have still not brought any justice to Mike Brown.

In America, in 2014, the life of a black man is valued less than that of a dog.

Literally.

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thefandomsaremysanctuary:

SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED LIKE “FUCK YEAH THEY GOT PUDDING”

(Source: reservoir-fantasy)

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breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

(Source: wolf-teeth)

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest)

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adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

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